Guardian-reading do-gooders have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Michael Howerd said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.