The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..