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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was a hardworking family who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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