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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was David Cameron who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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