The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing cancer is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Nick Clegg who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..