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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are welcoming foreigners every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy welcoming foreigners was Conservative head office who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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