Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Eastern European terror gangs have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Jim Davidson has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village: The True Face Of Evil", Jim Davidson says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Eastern European terror gangs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.