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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Angela Merkel who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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