The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving so-called refugees.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to so-called refugees injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..