The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..