The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..