Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Extremists have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Angela Merkel has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself: The True Face Of Evil", Angela Merkel says, "arbeit macht frei".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for extremists. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.