The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.