The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jonathan Aitkin who today said I like sponge.