The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.