The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..