The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties burning policemen at the stake was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..