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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Theresa May who today said Ban this sick filth.


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