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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Amanda Platell who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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