The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.