The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jeremy Clarkson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..