The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..