The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..