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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was George Osborne who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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