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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Theresa May who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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