Enviro-Mental-ists have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Conservative head office said of enviro-Mental-ists, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants"

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.