The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users reading the works of Karl Marx was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..