The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs voting for Jeremy Corbyn was The English People who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..