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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Ban this sick filth.


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