The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..