The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Bernard Jenkin who today said Waterboarding is not torture.