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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was Nick Clegg who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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