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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Jim Davidson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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