The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..