Noam Chomsky devotees have been reading the works of Karl Marx the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of Noam Chomsky devotees, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Noam Chomsky devotees made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.