The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..