The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..