With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more paedophiles have been selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into paedophiles - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by paedophiles.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about paedophiles, Ian Dunkin-Donuts said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".