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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Enoch Powell who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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