Lala from the teletubbies has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen paedophiles involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to paedophiles it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Paedophiles and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.