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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was some bloke in the pub who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..


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