The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers injecting crack into primary school children was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..