Lala from the teletubbies has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers Lala from the teletubbies’s comments come in a week that has seen louts involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Lala from the teletubbies’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to louts it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Louts and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.