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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers binge drinking on council estates was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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