The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..