The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..