The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs destabilising the British way of life was an unnamed source who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..