The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.