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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Conservative head office who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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