The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the Unions are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the Unions injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The English People who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.